The Presidential Debate You Missed

Good evening everyone, I’ll be moderating tonight’s FINAL Presidential debate between President Donald J. Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden.  The rules of the debate were created by the totally partisan Presidential Debate Commission headed up by Democrat’s and Never-Trumper’s.  The commission strives as hard as they can to only allow liberal Democrat “journalist’s” to serve as moderators, but tonight, there’s a new sheriff in town.  So, buckle up and get ready for a question and answer session you could only dream about!

Without further ado, I’d like to introduce President Donald J. Trump and the aged former Vice President, Joe Biden.  The first question is for you Mr. Biden.  You have two minutes to respond.

Mr. Biden, what do you say to the “hard working American’s” who want to know why you won’t just tell them if you intend on packing the Supreme Court?  Former Democrat President Franklin Roosevelt tried to do it and you spoke out years ago and said, “it was a bad idea then, and it’s bad idea now”.  Why have you been obfuscating and giving the American people a straight answer? 

Biden:  I’ve been very clear on this subject.  I am not a fan of packing the court, but that’s exactly what President Trump has been doing.  Justice Ginsburg’s body wasn’t cold in the grave before this clown nominated an extreme conservative white woman, Amy Coney Barrett.  He only did this because she’s going to vote against the Unaffordable Care Act, I mean…uh, Obama-Care.  And, she’s for protecting the life of un-born babies and we know she will vote to overturn the poorly decided Roe vs Wade court decision.  I have decided to appoint a “commission” to study this matter until their blue in the face and then come back to me with their recommendations.  Then, I will play lip-service to it and do what the extreme-left-wing base of my Party is calling for and submit 4 or perhaps 6 more “fair-minded” far-left liberal’s judges to the Democrat Senate so the Supreme Court will once again have “balance”.

Moderator:  Mr. Biden, so you’re telling us that you will appoint a commission to study the problem, and then you’ll do what you want?  Haven’t the American people heard all of this before?  The answer you want yet another commission?  Don’t the American people deserve a better answer than that?

Biden:  No, they don’t.  C’Mon man, you’re not supposed to put me on the spot and force me to answer questions like this!  How’d you get in here?  Where’s Chuck Todd, I thought he was supposed to be here tonight, what’s going on?  Where am I?

Moderator:  President Trump, your reaction to what Vice President Biden had to say.

Trump:  First, let me say.  This is the first time in history that a moderator has ever asked a tough question to a Democrat Presidential candidate.  That was a beautiful and very strong question!  I don’t know what journalism school you graduated from, but they did an incredible job!

Moderator:  Thank you Mr. President, but I didn’t graduate from a journalism school, I just have common sense.

Trump:  Even better!  What can you say about Biden’s response?  The American people can see through this charade.  Look, I had great respect for Justice Ginsburg, but I fulfilled my duty and upon her death I nominated a supremely qualified candidate in Amy Coney Barrett.  The Republican Senate took up the nomination and she’s going to be approved next week.  She’s going to be an incredible Supreme Court Associate Justice and the people are going to love her.

Moderator:  Vice President Biden, when asked for a show of hands during a Democrat Presidential debate, on whether you support giving free health care to “undocumented citizens”, your hand went up.  How can you expect “hard working American’s” to pay for the health care of people coming into the United States illegally?  Wouldn’t this provide an incentive for unhealthy illegals to enter our country?

Biden:  I’m glad you asked that question.

Trump:  Me too!

Moderator:  Please President Trump, allow Vice President Biden to answer.

Biden:  First, these people are entering our country because the conditions are so bad where they live now, they want a better life for themselves.  Here they can find a good low wage job and do work that ordinary American’s won’t do. 

Moderator:  I understand these are people and American’s are generous, but should they be expected to pay for the healthcare of people entering our country illegally?

Biden:  Yes, and let me tell you why.  We don’t turn anyone away, that’s not who we are?  The cost is minimal and only American’s making over $400,000 a year will pay for all the illegals, I mean undocumented citizens.  My plan calls for higher taxes on the rich and lots of free stuff for everyone else.  We are going to increase taxes on corporations and increase regulations.  My plan, I call it the Biden Plan will stimulate growth in wind, solar and electric vehicles.  We will have all these new jobs from this and they will be high paying jobs.

Moderator:  But Vice President Biden, do you think the American people really want to provide free healthcare to people coming here illegally?

Biden:  C’mon man!  I’ve already told you.  Yeah, the American people will support it because they want to feel virtuous. 

Moderator:  President Trump, your comment on this subject.

Trump:  What can I say?  Biden, AOC plus three, and the rest of the Democrats in Congress are so far to the Left of the American people.  The American people don’t want to pay for the healthcare of people coming here illegally!  Maybe I’m not woke enough, but I don’t see it.  Why should the American people be expected to pay the healthcare costs of anyone and everyone coming into this country?  Look, Joe Biden and Obama were in charge for eight years.  Biden’s been in Washington for 47 years, I know it seems longer for most of us.  He’s a typical politician, I’m not.  I ran for President because of Obama and Biden and because I love this country.  As long as I’m President, the United States is not going to ask its citizens to pay the healthcare costs of anyone coming here illegally.  We want people coming here legally, and we want people coming here who aren’t going to be a financial burden on our economy, just like Australia and so many other countries.

Moderator:  Vice President Biden, your son Hunter’s laptop is in the news.  Emails retrieved from his laptop directly contradict your assertion that you knew nothing about his business dealings.  His business partner, Tony Bobulinski announced he spoke to you directly about the business he and your son were setting up to peddle influence with Communist Chinese companies.  There was a list of names included of those suggesting this relationship would attempt to influence, including your VP running mate Kamala Harris.  The emails even suggest you will receive a 10% cut of the money.  What say you?

Biden:  This is all hogwash!  Look, 50 former National Security advisors signed a letter saying this sounds like Russia trying once again to influence the election.  I don’t know anything about his business and I’ve never taken a dime from a foreign government.  I love my son; he’s had some problems that he’s working on now.  Look, the American people don’t care about this.  They don’t sit around the kitchen table and wonder what my son is doing.  They’re just trying to make ends-meat.  This is a bunch of malarkey!

Moderator:  President Trump, your reaction.

Trump:  Joe, how many of those 50 former National Security advisors said the Russian collusion story that tried to destroy my Presidency was Russian disinformation?  Not one, right?  These are people like John Brennan, who called me a Russian asset.  These people are partisan’s who tried to destroy my Presidency! 

You can’t hide from the TRUTH Joe.  I know the media is turning a blind eye to the facts, but fortunately we have a moderator who isn’t intimidated and is willing to ask pointed questions.  Every day, something new is coming out about “laptop-gate”.  That’s what I’m calling it now.  Look, you can’t hide from the truth Joe.  Your son’s former business partner apparently is submitting three of his cell phones as evidence that will help prove you knew this was an influence peddling scheme.  At some point, the media will be forced to look at this.

Let me just say, the American media is a sham.  If the shoe was on the other foot, the media would be all over this story, but they’re in the tank for this guy.  The American people can see what’s going on and even if the media don’t do their job, except for the NY Post and Fox, the truth is coming out. 

Can you imagine if the media had turned a blind eye on Watergate?  What if they said, this was a two-bit break-in attempt at the headquarters of the DNC and the story had died.  This is why I call it FAKE NEWS.  You can have FAKE NEWS when the media don’t ask questions.  Thank God we have you asking these questions to Biden tonight because the toughest question the FAKE NEWS media asked Joe all week was, “what flavor ice cream did you get?” 

Look, this is a HUGE story!  He doesn’t want to answer it and he’s hoping the clock will run out before the election and after that he’ll claim its old news and it’s time to move-on.  That’s how the FAKE NEWS media work with the Democrats.  They ignore any story that will hurt a Democrat, and force feed a FAKE story like I was colluding with Russia.  That’s how they work and the American people are tired of it.

Moderator:  Vice President Biden, I’ll give you a chance to respond.  What did you know about Hunter’s business dealings and when did you know it?

Biden:  I’ve already told you and anyone else who will listen, I didn’t know anything about his business and I’ve never met with anyone to discuss his business.  This is all a Russian campaign to discredit me because the Russian’s know I’ll be tough on them.

Moderator:  But Vice President Biden, the laptop and emails sent and received on your son’s laptop are real.  The current Director of National Intelligence, John Ratcliffe, has come out and specifically contradicted the assertion by the 50 former intelligence officials stating that their claim is not supported by intelligence.  The hard evidence is what’s on the laptop hard drive and the comments of your son’s former business partner, Tony Bobulinski. 

Biden:  C’mon man!  This is a last-minute ploy to influence the election.  That’s all it is and I’m not going to answer any more questions about it.

Moderator:  Vice President Biden, how was it so vital to US national interest to get a Ukrainian prosecutor fired from his job while he as investigating a company your son Hunter served with on the board?  Shouldn’t prosecutors in a sovereign country be the decision of that country?  Has the US had a history of getting other prosecutor’s fired in other countries?  Wouldn’t any fair minded “hard working American” find it odd that a sitting Vice President would go to a foreign country and specifically tell the leader, if you don’t get rid of this guy by the time I get on the plane in 6 hours, you’re not getting a billion dollars?

Biden:  That’s all been investigated and I did nothing wrong.  Why are you asking me that, you know didn’t do anything wrong?

Moderator:  Vice President Biden, why did the mayor of Moscow’s wife give your son $3.5 million dollars?  What was the purpose of that money?

Biden:  That’s not true and I don’t know anything about that!

Moderator:  President Trump, you can respond.

Trump:  Look, anyone with a brain can see what’s going on.  This is politics as usual.  Joe’s an expert at this game, he’s been playing it for 47 years.  He’s dancing around the truth because that’s how things are done in Washington.  A lot of people don’t like me because I call it as I see it.  I didn’t create this mess, that’s why they call this place a swamp.  I have to deal with people like Nancy Pelosi who work the same way as Joe.  If he gets in office, which he won’t, because I’m going to win, the swamp, or the establishment, or whatever you want to call it will be back in charge and it will business as usual. 

Things were going great before Communist China infected the world with this virus.  The economy here was the best it ever was, for Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and women.  I had to shut down the economy to help stop the spread of this horrible disease.  But my administration worked hard to stop the spread by halting flights coming in from China and later from Europe.  We produced ventilators like never before and our great drug companies like Regeneron, Johnson and Johnson, Pfizer, Abbot Labs and many more have stepped up to develop therapeutics and hopefully soon we will have a vaccine.

We can’t shut this economy down again.  People don’t want it and it’s not good for our country.  We are rounding the corner, as I like to say on this disease.  We didn’t know anything about it 10 months ago, but we know a lot more now. 

We don’t need to go back to the era of high taxes, high regulation, and slow or no growth.  We need to get a new stimulus bill passed, but Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer don’t want to pass anything until after the election.  That’s why we need to get the House back in the hands of Republican’s.  We need to keep the Senate Republican.  Can you imagine what the Democrat’s will do if they get control of the Senate, the House or Representatives and the White House?  You won’t recognize this country anymore.  I’m not going to let that happen.  Get out and vote for me on November 3rd or vote absentee, but vote for me.  I will keep this country great!

Moderator:  Thank you President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden. 

Thank you all for watching or listening and I hope you enjoyed the final Presidential debate of 2020.

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